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"For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans to prosper u & not to harm you, plans to give you hope & a future. -Jer 29:11"


do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot


If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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"hi dog"

-me to every dog i see (via nerdiegirlie)

"One day, you’ll be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one."


your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related


oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog



Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases