"The moment you’re ready to quit is usually the moment right before the miracle happens."


eromn:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

ass game weak

He ain’t havin it

(Source: iraffiruse)

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

"No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is. - Irvin Himmel"


"Where God guides He provides."


pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: ttity)

(Source: disneygifs)