do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases